Television's Other 10%

TV's Great Quotations

"Ninety percent of everything is crap."
-Theodore Sturgeon


Welcome to the home of television's greatest quotations.

What in the world does the title of this web site mean?
Quite simply, this is a collection of quotations from good television shows.
You might think this is obvious. You might think finding this much good stuff on tv would be an easy task.

Wrong!
But we can do it!

NEW! I have started a page for Degrassi (the old and the new).


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Most of these pages are updated often, so be sure to (as Apu would say) "come again!" About the only pages which will not be updated anymore are Black Adder and Blake's Seven, since I have every episode, and Babylon Five since someone else was doing them and doesn't want to go any further because of spoilers.

Thanks for visiting! I appreciate it. Really and truly. I'm not fooling.

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If you want to take a few quotes from this site for a signature file, or whatever, I don't mind as long as you only take a few. However, I've put a nawful lot of work into compiling these quote collections, so if you're going to take, take a few, not the whole shebang! If you want quotes for your own website, why not just link to this one?

Disclaimer: This site is completely unauthorized by any of the companies, organizations, etc, involved in the production of these shows. All these quotes remain copywritten to the shows they appeared on, and the characters remain copywritten to their creators. I don't own the lines or the characters, I wish I did but I don't. These quotations are here for enjoyment only, and no one is making any money from them. If you know how I can make money from them, be sure to let me know, eh? Just kidding!! Please don't sue me!!

This web site is maintained by quotation fanatic and possessor of very fine taste:
Suzanne Schaller, knowledgelady@yahoo.com
Click on Eeyore to visit my home page, if you dare.
(I make no promises that my homepage will interest you. It's definitely not as fun as this page.)


Thanks also to JRW, SG and RWB for additional quotes. :-) Shine on, you crazy diamonds.