"Despite your bimbo-like good looks, you're very smart."

Donna Pinciotti

(Hyde and Kelso look at porn.)
Hyde to Kelso: Check that out.
Donna: I see that everyday.
Pilot

Kelso: Don't worry about it! Just remain calm, keep moving.
Donna: And above all, don't get sucked into my dad's hair.
Pilot

Eric: I like you.
Donna: So... you're in like with me?
The Disco Episode

Donna: Ok, so look, I've lived next door to Eric my entire life, and we talk about everything together, we love the same music, we love the Packers, and then I kissed him and everything changed and now I don't know if he's my boyfriend or he's my best friend, and if he's my boyfriend, I lose my best friend and if I screw it up I lose my best friend and my boyfriend and now I've gotta get him this gift and I don't know if--
Jackie: Donna, Donna! I've solved it. Get him a scented candle.
Donna: A scented candle?
Jackie: It's practical and romantic.
Eric's Birthday

Donna: I have to go to the bathroom. Jackie?
Jackie: Oh my God, Donna, you have never asked me to go to the bathroom with you before!
Donna: Yeah, it’s a big day.
The Pill

Donna: How's it goin' back there?
Eric: Okay Donna, just for that, I'm not taking your bra off.
Donna: Well, you weren't taking it off anyway!
Punk Chick

Donna: I'd just like a little attention while you're struggling with my underwear. I'm here, too. It doesn't always have to be about the twins.
Punk Chick

Eric: But I was thinking, why cuddle when we could do it?
Donna: Okay, you’ve been talking to those idiots in the basement again.
The Sleepover

Donna: God! Their marriage almost ended, they put me through hell, and now that they're getting back together, it's like it doesn't even mean anything! How am I supposed to write about love when they are the worst example in the entire world?
Eric: No, no, okay, look, they may not be the best example but, they do love each other. They just can't express it or, really any thoughts more complex than I'm hungry. But the important thing is that they really do love each other.
Donna: Yeah, I guess they do.
Eric: They do, you know they do. And that's why they need you to say what they can't say. Because, despite your bimbo-like good looks, you're very smart. Look, write the vows that you would write. And Donna, I know... I know it'll be great.
The First Time

Written all over Donna's face: I HAD SEX.
Jackie: OH MY GOD. We need to talk, RIGHT NOW!
Afterglow

Bob: Hey, there kids, where've you two been?
Donna: God, Dad can't we be gone for a minute without you making all sorts of accusations? I mean, God, it was just a minute!
Eric: To be fair, Donna, it was a little more than a minute.
Afterglow

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