"What-ever."

Jackie Burkhardt

Donna: Okay. We get home from the Rundgren concert, and I'm sitting on the hood of the car, and I kissed him.
Jackie: French or American?
Donna: I can't believe I'm talking to you about this.
Eric's Birthday

Jackie: So... Michael's a doofus?
Jackie's dad: And how.
Eric's Burger Job

Jackie: You know sometimes I'm beginning to think you're a real screw up. You see, one day, I want a house. And kids. And maybe a chandelier. And if you can't give me those things Michael, then this is all a big waste of time. You just, you gotta try harder... Wait, Michael, something feels wet.
Kelso, to himself: Dear Penthouse...
Jackie: No, no, you popped the waterbed!
Kelso: It must've been my roach clip. Jackie, maybe they won't notice.
Jackie: I am in love with a doofus.
Eric's Burger Job

Kelso: We got a keg and soon everybody’s gonna be here.
Jackie: Everybody?
Eric: Everybody who matters. And for the first time Jackie, that includes you.
The Keg

On Saturday Night Live:
Jackie: I hate that show. Okay, they have these commercials that you think are real, but they're not real. And then, you wanna buy the stuff!
Sunday Bloody Sunday

Kelso: Okay, so let’s do this thing.
Jackie: Oh, oh, this is so perfect! I don’t even miss the peignoir, the pirate shirt or the wind!
Kelso: What about the banner?
Jackie: It’s okay. The important thing is I’m here with you. And I’m prepared to give myself to you, body, mind and soul. Michael, this is gonna be the most magical night of our lives. Oh, yeah, and one more thing. My parents are at the A&P, so we only have like fifteen minutes.
Stolen Car

Donna: Jackie, what the hell is going on between you and Kelso?
Jackie: Michael Kelso and I have made beautiful love.
Donna: Ewww! I mean...No, ewww. Why are you being such a doormat?
Jackie: Look, I have to be nice. Look, what if he gets bored now?
Donna: Bored? Jackie, he's gonna wanna do it again.
Jackie: So, what you're saying is I'm totally in charge.
Donna: Well, I mean a partner--
Jackie: No, no, no, I own him!
Donna: Well, Jackie I--
Jackie: No, no. Thank you Donna.
That Wrestling Show

Jackie: When Michael and I were apart, he realized how much he missed me. I'm telling you, Donna, breaking up with him was the best thing I ever did.
Donna: I thought you said that getting a pedicure was the best thing you ever did.
Jackie: That was last week, Donna.
A New Hope

Kelso: You going to come to Star Wars tonight?
Jackie: Michael, I told you. I don't like space.
A New Hope

Jackie: I don't really cook much. I just plan on getting by on my looks.
Punk chick

Jackie: I'm really sorry your mom died. It's, like, sad and stuff.
Grandma's Dead

Donna: Jackie, exactly when did you lose your soul?
Jackie: Um... Cheerleading camp.
The Good Son

Jackie: Donna, we’re supposed to be friends. Would it have killed you to say, I know you love him, but Michael’s a jerk?
Donna: Jackie, I think my exact words were, I know you love him, but Michael’s a jerk.
Kiss of Death

Jackie: I'm a thief!
Hyde: I think technically you're an accessory.
Eric: Which should make you happy, cuz you love accessories.
Dine and Dash

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