The earth mother whore type

Laurie Forman

Fez, seeing Laurie for the first time: Who is the goddess?
Kelso: The goddess is Eric's sister.
Hyde: She's not a goddess. She's more the earth mother whore type, which works for me.
Eric's Birthday

The family wakes Eric up from a dream about Donna...
Laurie: Hey little brother. Nice tent.
Eric's Birthday

Eric: Hey, buy us some beers, we'll pay double.
Laurie: Do you really think that beer will make your little party better?
All the guys: Yes.
Eric's Birthday

Laurie: Free drinks? I'm in.
Kitty: Oh, that's nice. That's music to a mother's ears.
That Wrestling Show

Eric: The plant's closing. Dad's out of a job.
Laurie: I guess this is a bad time to tell them I flunked out of college.
Eric: you know what, Laurie, I cannot believe you're the favourite.
Laurie: Yeah. Doesn't it kick ass?
A New Hope

Laurie: Oh, for god's sake. He saw you guys doing it! There! I helped!
The Water Tower

Laurie: Life is so complicated. You get old and die. Thank God I'm still young and hot!
Grandma's Dead

Jackie on Laurie: Innocent? Okay Eric, no offence, but your sister is as slutty as they come.
Kelso: Eric, are you gonna let her say that about your sister?
Eric: Sure.
Laurie and the Professor

Review of Laurie's behaviour:
Laurie: Daddy, Eric has dirty magazines under his bed. Daddy, Eric snuck out last night. Daddy, I saw Eric drinking all your beer. Daddy, Eric made it hard for me to concentrate so I flunked out of college! Daddy, Eric used all my hand lotion.
Eric: Okay, that bitch is dead.
Laurie and the Professor

Laurie staring at Eric: BURST INTO FLAMES! BURST INTO FLAMES! BURST INTO FLAMES!!!
Laurie and the Professor

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