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"Okay - we made a mistake! I'm sorry! Here, open my wrist!"
"Centauri don't have major arteries in their wrist."
"Of course we don't! What do you think, I'm stupid?"
-- Londo and Garibaldi in "Midnight on the Firing Line"

"Commander, please. On the issue of galactic peace, I'm long past innocence and fast approaching apathy. It's all a game -- a paper fantasy of names and borders. Only one thing matters, Commander. Blood calls out for blood."
-- Londo to Sinclair "Midnight on the Firing Line"

"Mr. Garibaldi, you are sitting at my station, using my equipment. Is there a reason for this, or to save time should I just go ahead and snap your hands off at the wrist?"
-- Ivanova to Garibaldi in "Midnight on the Firing Line"

"I hate it when you get heroic. It cuts into my business. A man's gotta earn a living, you know?"
-- Garibaldi to Sinclair in "Soul Hunter"

"Life's full of mysteries. Consider this one of them."
-- Sinclair in "Soul Hunter"

"What do you want, you moon-faced assassin of joy!?"
-- Londo to Vir in "Born to the Purple"

"You still haven't told me when the commander is due back."
"Soon."
"How soon is soon?"
"Longer than a little while, faster than later."
-- Mary Ann Cramer and Garibaldi in "Infection"

"The last time I gave an interview they told me to just relax and say what I really felt. Ten minutes after the broadcast I got transferred to an outpost so far off the starmaps you couldn't find it with a hunting dog and an ouiji board."
-- Sinclair and in "Infection"

"In the last five years, I've seen things off-world you can't even imagine. I've stood in the Abendi desert and watched all seven moons go into eclipse. I've walked in vaults that have been sealed longer than there's been a human race, breathing air that's five million years old. You call that a shortcut, if you will, but I've lived. By God, Stephen, I have lived."
-- Vance Hendricks to Dr. Franklin "Infection"

"You forgot the first rule of a fanatic. When you become obsessed with the enemy, you become the enemy."
-- Sinclair to 'Tular' in "Infection"

"No. We have to stay here and there's a simple reason why. Ask ten different scientists about the environment, population control, genetics and you'll get ten different answers, but there's one thing every scientist on the planet agrees on. Whether it happens in a hundred years or a thousand years or a million years, eventually our Sun will grow cold and go out. When that happens, it won't just take us. It'll take Marilyn Monroe and Lao-Tzu and Einstein and Morobuto and Buddy Holly and Aristophenes .. and all of this .. all of this was for nothing unless we go to the stars."
-- Sinclair in "Infection"

"Are you Ambassador G'Kar?"
"This is Ambassador G'Kar's quarters. This is Ambassador G'Kar's table. This is Ambassador G'Kar's dinner. What part of this progression escapes you?"
-- Tu'Pari and G'Kar in "The Parliament of Dreams"

"Do you know what the last Xon said just before he died? [Clutches heart] AAAAAAAAAAAARGHHH!!!"
-- Londo in "The Parliament of Dreams"

"Did I ever tell you [Delenn] that you are very cute for a Minbari? Even you [Garibaldi] are cute, in an annoying sort of way. Everybody's cute! Everybody's cute! Even me. But in purple.. I'm stunning!" [collapses]
-- Londo in "The Parliament of Dreams"

"Ah! He has become one with his inner self!"
"He's passed out."
"That too."
-- Vir and Garibaldi in "The Parliament of Dreams"

"I cannot have an aide who will not look up. You will be forever walking into things."
-- Delenn to Lennier in "The Parliament of Dreams"

"Will you follow me into fire, into storm, into darkness, into death? And the nine said: 'yes.' Then do this in testimony to the one who will follow, will bring death couched into promise of new life, and renewal disguised as defeat. .. From birth, through death and renewal, you must put aside old things, old fears, old lives. This is your death, the death of flesh, the death of pain, the death of yesterday. Taste of it and be not afraid, for I am with you to the end of time. .. Taste of it. .. And so it begins."
-- Delenn in "The Parliament of Dreams"

"With luck, they may never find you, but if they do, you will know pain.." "..and you will know fear.." "..and then you will die. Have a pleasant flight!"
-- G'Kar & Na'Toth to Tu'Pari in "The Parliament of Dreams"

"Let me pass on to you the one thing I've learned about this place. No one here is exactly what he appears. Not Mollari, not Delenn, not Sinclair .. and not me."
-- G'Kar to Sakai in "Mind War"

"Anatomically impossible, Mr. Garibaldi, but you're welcome to try .. anytime .. anywhere."
-- Bester in "Mind War"

"We had our orders."
"Mister, I don't care if you had a personal message from God complete with stone tablets! You lied to me. You held information and put this station at risk."
-- Bester and Sinclair in "Mind War"

"Good ol' Psi Corps. You guys never cease to amaze me! All the moral fiber of Jack the Ripper. What do you do in your spare time? Juggle babies over a fire pit? Oops, there goes another calculated risk!"
-- Ivanova in "Mind War"

"Just one question. Why?"
"Why not?"
"It's not an answer."
"Oh, yes it is. It's simply not an answer you like or the answer you expect. There's a difference."
-- Sakai and G'Kar in "Mind War"

"Narns, Humans, Centauri .. we all do what we do for the same reason: because it seems like a good idea at the time."
-- G'Kar to Sakai in "Mind War"

"There are things in the Universe billions of years older than either of our races. They are vast, timeless, and if they are aware of us at all, it is as little more than ants and we have as much chance of communicating with them as an ant has with us. We know. We've tried and we've learned that we can either stay out from underfoot or be stepped on.
They are a mystery and I am both terrified and reassured to know that there are still wonders in the Universe. That we have not yet explained everything. Whatever they are, Miss Sakai, they walk near Sigma 957 and they must walk there .. alone."
-- G'Kar to Sakai in "Mind War"

"You're a vicious man."
"I'm Head of Security. It's in the job description."
-- Ivanova and Garibaldi in "The War Prayer"

"Love? Pah. Overrated. Here, look, these are my three wives: Pestilence, Famine and Death. Do you think I married them for their personalities? Their personalities could shatter entire planets! Arranged marriages, every one, but they worked out. They inspired me. Knowing that they were waiting at home for me is what keeps me here -- 75 lights years away."
-- Londo to Vir in "The War Prayer"

"I would expect such logic from a poet."
-- Londo to Shaal Mayan in "The War Prayer"

"Everyone lies, Michael. The innocent lie because they don't want to be blamed for something they didn't do and the guilty lie because they don't have any other choice."
-- Sinclair to Garibaldi in "And the Sky Full of Stars"

"That's when the Council first learned she was with them. Of course we could not reveal it then. And like all secrets long kept, we cannot bear the shame of admitting it now."
-- Lennier to Sinclair about Jha'dur in "Deathwalker"

"Vakar Ashok, our gun arrays are now fixed on your ship and will fire the instant you come into range. You will find their power quite impressive.. for a few seconds."
-- Ivanova to a Drazi Sunhawk in "Deathwalker"

"Ambassador Kosh has been a busy boy today."
"They say God works in mysterious ways."
"Maybe so, but He's a con-man compared to the Vorlon."
-- Garibaldi and Sinclair in "Deathwalker"

"Just how much justice can you afford?"
-- Londo to M'ola in "Believers"

"'Sure' is for people with nothing on the line. You and me, we just get on with it."
-- Garibaldi to Sinclair in "Believers"

"What makes a religion false? If any religion is right, then maybe they all have to be right. Maybe God doesn't care how you say your prayers, just as long as you say them."
-- Sinclair in "Believers"

"I demand you open a channel to Earth at once!"
"I'm a Lieutenant Commander in Earth Force, Major. I don't take demands. If you will request, I will consider it."
"Very well, then. I request that you open a channel to Earthdome."
"Request denied. Have a nice day."
-- Major Kemmer and Ivanova in "Survivors"

"Ilaros?"
"Goddess of luck, patron of gamblers. She and I have had a long and rather dubious relationship."
-- Garibaldi and Londo in "Survivors"

"The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest."
-- G'Kar to Garibaldi in "Survivors"

"We all believe in something greater than ourselves, even if it's just the blind forces of chance."
"Chance favors the warrior."
-- G'Kar and Na'Toth in "By Any Means Necessary"

"The gift of time. The gift of life. The gift of wisdom. The gift of light. For these things we are thankful. For these things we pray."
-- G'Kar in "By Any Means Necessary"

"Good morning. The time is o-four-thirty Earth-standard, Wednesday, August third, 2258. Personal log shows no outstanding appointments. Shall I download station-logs for past six hours?"
"Sure, grab it, store it, shove it."
"Clarification?"
"Never mind. Why does my mouth always taste like old carpet in the morning?"
"Unknown. Checking medical logs."
-- Computer and Ivanova in "Signs and Portents"

"Sleep well?"
"Sleeping is not the problem. Waking up.. that is a problem. I've always had hard time getting up when it's dark outside."
"But in space it's always dark."
"I know, I know."
-- Sinclair and Ivanova in "Signs and Portents"

"Ambassador, I was authorized to speak to you--"
"Yes, yes! Look, what do you want?"
"That's just what I was going to ask you. What do you want?"
"You are a lunatic, go away! Pester someone else!"
-- Morden and Londo in "Signs and Portents"

"All right. Fine. You really want to know what I want? You really want to know the truth? I want my people to reclaim their rightful place in the galaxy. I want to see the Centauri stretch forth their hand again and command the stars. I want a rebirth of glory, a renaissance of power. I want to stop running through my life like a man late for an appointment, afraid to look back or to look forward. I want us to be what we used to be! I want .. I want it all back, the way that it was. Does that answer your question?" [leaves] ".. Yes. Yes it does." [to himself]
-- Londo and Morden "Signs and Portents"

"The future is always changing. We create the future: with our words, our deeds and with our beliefs. This is a possible future, Commander, and it is my hope that you may yet avoid it."
-- Lady Ladira to Sinclair in "Signs and Portents"

"What did you say this was again?"
"It's treel. It's .. sort of fish, Centauri-risen."
"Treel? It's kosher?"
"That I can't say."
"Well, I don't recall treel being mentioned in Tora, so.. Ah, wonderful!"
-- Rabbi Yossel Koslov and Ivanova in "TKO"

"So, how are things back home?"
"They change, they stay the same. Russia is Russia. Your father used to say: 'If regret could be harvested, Russia would be the world's fruit-basket.'"
-- Ivanova and Rabbi Yossel Koslov in "TKO"

"May I return to my post?"
"No, you may not. Have a chair."
"I prefer to stand."
"That's an order."
-- Ivanova and Sinclair in "TKO"

"They say food digests better if you chew it first."
"Don't talk, I've seen you eat. Does the term Doppler-effect ring a bell?"
-- Sinclair and Garibaldi in "Grail"

"Make me a happy man. Let me clean out down-below. If I put all my teams out, I can wipe 9/10 of the crime rate in one sweep."
"Most of them are just people with nowhere else to go. They come here looking for a new life, a new job, and when they don't find it, they can't afford transport back. What are you gonna do, Mr. Garibaldi? Shove them all out an airlock?"
"Don't tempt me."
-- Garibaldi and Sinclair in "Grail"

"There are two castes of Minbari. The warrior caste and the religious caste. The warrior caste would not understand. It is not their way."
"So, we will not tell them - and spare them the confusion."
-- Lennier and Delenn to Jinxo in "Grail"

"These two sides of your culture, do they ever agree on anything?"
"Yes. And when they do, it is a terrible thing. A terrible power, as recent events have shown us. Let us hope it never again happens in our lifetime."
-- Aldous Gajic and Delenn in "Grail"

"You think he's genuine."
"Aldous? Yes. Question is: a genuine what?"
-- Garibaldi and Sinclair in "Grail"

"Are you sure it's dead?"
"I'm positive. It's dead as a rock. I saw it with my own eyes."
"How do you know it's not just resting? Feeders are sneaky, you know."
"Londo, trust me."
".. Hah. Well, there you are, Vir. I told you there is nothing to worry about. He's young, sometimes he panics, you know how it is."
-- Londo and Garibaldi in "Grail"

"When they are about to attack they get quiet, so the key is: as long as you can hear them, as long as there is noise around, you're safe. But if you ever hear nothing, .. worry."
-- Garibaldi and Vir in "Grail"

"If I knew who God was, I would thank her."
-- Garibaldi to Ari Ben Zayn in "Eyes"

"We are on a peaceful mission, Commander."
"Then why are your gun ports open?"
"We have no interest in explaining our ways to you."
-- Alyt Neroon and Sinclair in "Legacies"

"There is nothing more annoying than Mr. Garibaldi when he's right."
-- Ivanova to Sinclair in "Legacies"

"Branmer's life was more significant than his battles. Let the warrior caste praise his courage in the war, and let the rest praise him for what he truly was: a man of peace."
"You talk like a Minbari, Commander. Perhaps there was some small wisdom in letting your species survive."
"We'd like to think so."
"Until another day, then."
-- Sinclair and Neroon in "Legacies"

"Problem with the transfer tube?"
"No, not really. It seems like every time I get into the tube, Mr. Garibaldi is there. It's like he knows."
"Talia, Mr. Garibaldi is many things, but he's not omniscient." [The doors open...and Garibaldi appears] "I think I'll take the stairs."
"I think I'll join you."
-- Sinclair and Winters in "A Voice in the Wilderness #1"

"I would suggest that there is a difference between being unreasonable and being angry. Ambassador G'Kar is angry most of the time, but even the greatest anger fades with time."
"My dear ambassador Delenn, I'm sure that for you this is true, but for G'Kar and his people; they will all that they can to destroy us, until the universe itself decays and collapses. If the Narns all stood together in one place and hated, all at the same time, that hatred could fly across dozens of light-years and reduce Centauri Prime to a ball of ash. That's how much they hate us."
"You don't have to respond in kind."
"Of course we do. There's a natural law. Physics tells us that for every action there must be an equal and opposite reaction. They hate us, we hate them, they hate us back. And so, here we are: victims of mathematics."
-- Sinclair and Londo in "A Voice in the Wilderness #1"

"And just one more thing. On your trip back I'd like you to take the time to learn the Babylon 5 mantra: 'Ivanova is always right. I will listen to Ivanova. I will not ignore Ivanova's recommendations. Ivanova is God. And if this ever happens again, Ivanova will personally rip your lungs out!!' Babylon Control out. .. Civilians! [Looks up] I was just kidding about the God part -- no offense."
-- Ivanova in "A Voice in the Wilderness #1"

"Ah, Mr. Garibaldi, off-duty I see. Water, fascinating! I never touch the stuff myself."
-- Londo to Garibaldi in "A Voice in the Wilderness #1"

"Now, I go to spread happiness to the rest of the station. It's a terrible responsibility but I have learned to live with it."
-- Londo to Garibaldi in "A Voice in the Wilderness #1"

"I know, I know. It's a Russian thing. When we're about to do something stupid, we like to catalog the full extent of our stupidity for future reference."
-- Ivanova to Sinclair in "A Voice in the Wilderness #1"

About Captain Ellis Pierce: "Worst case of testosterone poisoning I have ever seen."
-- Ivanova in "A Voice in the Wilderness #2"

"Now, landing thrusters.. landing thrusters, hmm. Now if I were a landing thruster, which one of these would I be?"
-- Londo in "A Voice in the Wilderness #2"

"You're so serious all the time! Not every conversation has to be the end of the world as we know it!"
-- Garibaldi to Sinclair in "Babylon Squared"

"How much longer?"
"One hour, fifty-seven minutes. .. Wanna talk socks?"
"No!"
"It's just a question."
"I'm not having this conversation."
-- Sinclair and Garibaldi in "Babylon Squared"

"Summoned, I come. In Valen's name I take the place that has been prepared for me. I am Grey. I stand between the candle and the star. We are Grey. We stand between the darkness .. and the light."
-- Delenn in Grey Council in "Babylon Squared"

"Prophecy will attend to itself."
-- Grey Council Spokesman to Delenn in "Babylon Squared"

"Much apologizing. Mathematics not Zathras' skill."
-- Zathras to Major Krantz in "Babylon Squared"

"Zathras not of this time. You take, Zathras die. You leave, Zathras die. Either way, it is bad for Zathras."
-- Zathras to Major Louis Krantz in "Babylon Squared"

"These are curious times, Delenn. I feel a great change in my bones. A new beginning, an end, I can not say. We are surrounded by signs and portents. And I feel a darkness pressing on our backs. If ever you have needed me, I am here. Now, Valen go with you and light your way."
-- Delenn's friend to Delenn in "Babylon Squared"

"I hardly know anything about you."
"From birth I was raised in the temple and studied the ways of the religious caste. Six months ago I came here. There is nothing else."
-- Londo and Lennier in "The Quality of Mercy"

"Next! We start by removing your clothes."
"Not without dinner and flowers."
-- Dr. Franklin and Ivanova in "The Quality of Mercy"

"Here, my friend, here you will see the heart and soul of Babylon 5. Also its spleen, its kidneys, a veritable parade of internal organs. Sit. Sit."
-- Londo to Lennier in "The Quality of Mercy"

"I'm still waiting for an explanation, gentlemen."
"Yes, and I'm prepared to give you one, Commander, as soon as the room stops spinning."
"This station creates gravity by rotation. It never stops spinning."
"And you begin to see my problem."
-- Sinclair and Londo in "The Quality of Mercy"

"Vir, how many gods are there in our pantheon? I've lost count since the last emperor was elevated to godhood.
"48. No, no, 49, 50 if you count Zuug but, you know, I never thought you should--"
"All right, let's say 50."
"50."
"Now out of that 50, how many gods do you think I must have offended to have ended up with G'Kar's teeth buried so deeply in my throat that I can barely breathe?"
"All of them?"
"Sounds right. And now I have to go back to the Council and explain to them that in the interest of peace the Centauri government will agree to give quadrant 37 to the Narns. I think I will stick my head in the station's fusion reactor. It would be quicker. And I suspect, after a while I might even come to enjoy it. But this .. this, this, this is like being nibbled to death by .. what are those Earth creatures called? Feathers, long bill, webbed feet .. go 'quack'?"
"Cats."
"Cats. I'm being nibbled to death by cats."
-- Londo and Vir in "Chrysalis"

"There comes a time when you look into the mirror and you realize that what you see is all that you'll ever be. Then you accept it .. or you kill yourself. Or you stop looking into mirrors."
-- Londo to Morden in "Chrysalis"

"Just that I've had this feeling lately. That we are standing at a crossroads, and I don't like where we're going. But there's still time to choose another path. You can be part of that process, G'Kar. Choose wisely. Not just for the Centauri but for the good of your own people as well."
"We all do what we have to do."
-- Sinclair and G'Kar in "Chrysalis"

"So, what's the occasion?"
"Who says there has to be an occasion to invite you to join us for dinner?"
"I didn't get to be a head of security for my good looks."
-- Garibaldi and Sakai in "Chrysalis"

"And so it begins. You have forgotten something."
-- Kosh to Sinclair in "Chrysalis"

"And one more thing. Tell the commander .. he was right. We were at a crossroads, and there is no going back. Expect me .. when you see me."
-- G'Kar [recording] to Na'Toth in Babylon 5:"Chrysalis"

On to Season Two!