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Pavel Chekov Quotations

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Chekov: "The needle von't hurt, Chekov. Take off your shirt, Chekov. Roll over, Chekov. Breathe deeply, Chekov. Blood sample, Chekov. Marrow sample, Chekov. Skin sample, Chekov." If...if I live long enough... I'm going to run out of samples.
Sulu: Oh, you'll live.
Chekov: Ah, yes, but I von't enjoy it!
The Deadly Years

Chekov, dreamy-eyed: It's a very nice gilded cage.
I, Mudd

Kirk: How close will we come to the nearest Klingon outpost on our present course?
Chekov: One parsec, sir. Close enough to smell them!
Spock: That is illogical, ensign. Odours cannot travel through the vaccuum of space.
Chekov: I was making a little joke, Sir.
Spock: Very little.
Trouble with Tribbles

Chekov: Perhaps if I assisted?
Kirk: How old are you?
Chekov: Twenty-two, sir.
Kirk: Then I'd better handle it.
Who Mourns for Adonais?

Chekov: Sorry, Ceptin. I never met a god before.
Who Mourns for Adonais?

Chekov: The Captain requires complete information.
McCoy: Spock's contaminating this boy, Jim.
Who Mourns for Adonais?


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