Some of these are my favourite quotes, and some are quotes from my favourite episodes. Enjoy!
Q: You hit me! Picard never hit me! Sisko: I'm not Picard. Q-less
Odo/Curzon: Come in, come in. I was just oozing around the room.
Facets
Garak: It's vile!
Quark: I know. It's so bubbling, and cloying, and happy.
Garak: Just like the Federation.
Quark: But you know what's really frightening? If you drink enough of it, you begin to like it.
Garak: It's insidious.
Quark: Just like the Federation.
Garak and Quark discussing rootbeer, Way of the Warrior
Quotes from Favourite Episodes
Trials & Tribbleations
Dax: I guess you boys from Temporal Investigations are ... always on time.
Sisko: This may take some time.
Temporal Investigation Officer #1: Is that a joke?
Sisko: No.
TIA #1: Good. We hate those too.
O'Brien: I wouldn't take it personally, Worf.
Bashir: I rather like the way you smell.
O'Brien: Yeah, a sort of earthy, peaty aroma.
Bashir: With a touch of lilac.
TIA #1: James T. Kirk.
Sisko: The one and only.
TIA #1: Seventeen separate temporal violations, the biggest file on record.
TIA #2: The man was a menace.
Bashir: Wait a minute, aren't you two wearing the wrong colours?
O'Brien: Don't you know anything about this time period?
Bashir: I'm a doctor, not an historian.
Sisko: In the old days, operations officers wore red, command officers wore gold.
Dax (entering): And women wore less.
Bashir: I think I'm going to like history.
O'Brien: Obviously the first thing we should do is to take this transtator here... (He pulls on it. The lights go out.) ... And leave it exactly where it is.
Sisko (slapping the embroidered patch on his uniform): Sisko to Defiant. (Nothing happens!)
Dax, sulkily: It would have been fun.
Sisko: Too much fun.
Bashir: I can't wait to get back to Deep Space Nine and see your face when you find out I never existed! (O'Brien smiles)
Dax: I had no idea. He's so much more handsome in person. Those eyes!
Sisko: Kirk had quite the reputation as a ladies' man.
Dax: Not him... SPOCK!!
Odo: Another glorious chapter of Klingon history. Tell me, do they still sing songs of the great Tribble hunt?
Odo: Klingons?
Waitress: Over there... and over there.
Bashir: Those are Klingons??
Waitress: All right, you boys have had enough.
(Everyone turns to look at Worf.)
Odo: Mr Worf?
Worf: They are Klingons. And it is a long story.
O'Brien: What happened? Some kind of genetic engineering?
Bashir: A viral mutation?
Worf: We do not discuss it with outsiders.
Dax on McCoy: I had a feeling he'd become a doctor. He had the hands of a surgeon.
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