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McCoy: By golly, Jim, I'm beginning to think I can cure a rainy day!
Devil in the Dark
McCoy: What am I, a doctor or a moon shuttle conductor? If I jumped every time a light flashed around here, I'd end up talking to myself.
The Corbomite Manoeuver
McCoy: Spock, remind me to tell you that I'm sick and tired of your logic.
Spock: That is a most illogical attitude.
Galileo Seven
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McCoy: Mr Spock, you said a while ago that there were always alternatives.
Spock: Did I? I may have been mistaken.
McCoy: Well, at least I lived long enough to hear that.
Galileo Seven
Kirk: Now you're starting to sound like Spock.
McCoy: If you're gonna get nasty, I'm gonna leave.
Tomorrow is Yesterday
Spock: I made an error in my computations.
McCoy: Oh? This could be an historic occasion.
Tomorrow is Yesterday
Spock: Your attempt to improve the species through selective breeding.
McCoy: Oh now wait a minute - not our attempt, Mr Spock. A group of ambitious scientists. I'm sure you know the type - devoted to logic, completely unemotional - !
Space Seed
McCoy, on the transporter: I signed on this ship to practice medicine, not to have my atoms scattered back and forth across space by this gadget.
Space Seed
McCoy: You were about to make a medical comment, Jim?
City on the Edge of Forever
McCoy: I'm a surgeon, not a psychiatrist. I am Leonard McCoy, senior medical officer aboard the USS Enterprise.
Edith Keeler: I don't mean to disbelieve you, but that's hardly a Navy uniform.
McCoy: It's quite all right, it's quite all right, my dear - I don't believe in you either.
City on the Edge of Forever
McCoy: Pure speculation, just an educated guess: I'd say that man is alive, Jim!
This Side of Paradise
McCoy: Of course, Mr Spock, your reaction was quite logical. In a pig's eye!
Amok Time
McCoy: Everything's all messed up, changed around, out of place!
Mirror, Mirror
McCoy: My dear girl, I am a doctor. When I "peek," it's in the line of duty.
Shore Leave
McCoy: Second degree burns. Not serious, but I bet they smart.
Spock: Doctor, you have an unsurpassed talent for understatement.
The Apple
Spock: I need your advice.
McCoy: Then I need a drink.
Obsession
Spock: Do not risk the ship further on my behalf.
McCoy: Shut up, Spock. We're rescuing you!
Spock: Why thank you, Captain McCoy.
The Immunity Syndrome
Thug: Are you tryin' to make trouble?
McCoy: Who, me?
Thug: Don't give me those baby blue eyes.
McCoy: What?
A Piece of the Action
Spock: (uses the nerve pinch)
McCoy: You do that very well.
A Piece of the Action
McCoy: Well, what do you know? I finally got the last word.
Journey To Babel
McCoy: In this galaxy, there's a mathematical probability of three million earth-type planets. And in all of the universe, three million million galaxies like this. And in all of that, and perhaps more, only one of each of us. Don't destroy the one named Kirk.
Balance of Terror
Khan: Where am I?
McCoy: You're in bed, holding a knife at your doctor's throat.
Khan: Answer my question!
McCoy: It would be most effective if you would cut the corotic artery, just under the left ear.
Khan: I like a brave man.
Space Seed
Spock: My father's race were spared the dubious benefits of alcohol.
McCoy: Oh. Now I know why they were conquered.
Conscience of the King
McCoy, on hearing that Vaal has forbidden "touching": Well, there goes
paradise.
The Apple
Scotty: Thank heavens!
Spock: Mr. Scott, there was no deity involved. It was my cross-circuiting to B that recovered them.
McCoy: Well then, thank pitchforks and pointed ears!
Obsession
McCoy: How can you be deaf with ears like that?
The Search for Spock
Kirk: You're suffering from a Vulcan mind-meld, Doctor.
McCoy: That green-blooded son of a bitch! It's his revenge for all those arguments he lost!
The Search for Spock
McCoy: Angels and ministers of grace defend us!
The Voyage Home
McCoy: I choose the danger. (Aside) Hell of a time to ask.
The Search for Spock
Data: If that subject troubles you -
McCoy: Troubles me? What's so troublesome about not having died?
Encounter at Farpoint
McCoy: I don't see no points on your ears boy, but you sound like a Vulcan!
Data: I am an android.
McCoy: Almost as bad.
Encounter at Farpoint
McCoy: Well, it's a new ship, but she's got the right name. You remember that.
Data: I will, Sir.
McCoy: You treat her like a lady, and she'll always bring you home.
Encounter at Farpoint
McCoy: I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer. Devil in the Dark
I'm a doctor, not a psychiatrist. City on the Edge of Forever
I'm a doctor, not a mechanic. Doomsday Machine
I'm a doctor, not an escalator. Friday's Child
I'm a doctor, not an engineer. (Scotty: Now you're an engineer.) Mirror, Mirror
I'm a doctor, not a coal miner. The Empath
I'm a surgeon, not a moon shuttle conductor. Corbomite Maneuver
I'm not a magician, just an old country doctor. Deadly Years
He's dead, Jim. The Enemy Within, The Man Trap, Wolf in the Fold, The Changeling
She's dead, Jim. Wolf in the Fold (twice)
He's dead, Captain. And the Children Shall Lead
He's dead. Amok Time, I, Mudd, For the World is Hollow...
She's dead. The Deadly Years
Dead. The Apple
This man is dead. Catspaw
That man's dead back there. A Piece of the Action
Very dead, Mr. Spock. Spectre of the Gun
The captain's dead. Enterprise Incident