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Picard
Riker
Worf
Data
Deanna Troi
Beverly Crusher
Geordi
Tasha
Lwaxana
Q
Other Characters
Personal Favourites
Data: If that subject troubles you -
McCoy: Troubles me? What's so troublesome about not having died?
Encounter at Farpoint
McCoy: I don't see no points on your ears, boy, but you sound like a Vulcan!
Data: I am an android.
McCoy: Almost as bad.
Encounter at Farpoint
McCoy: Well, it's a new ship, but she's got the right name. You remember that.
Data: I will, Sir.
McCoy: You treat her like a lady, and she'll always bring you home.
Encounter at Farpoint
Chief Engineer: Someone has yanked out all the computer chips!
Wes: It was an adult who did it!
The Naked Now
Mr Homm: Thank you for the drinks.
The only line he ever spoke, Haven
Wes: Space and time and thought ... aren't the separate things they appear to be? I just thought the formula you were using said something like that.
The Traveller: Boy, don't ever say that again! Especially at your age and in a world that's not ready for such - dangerous nonsense.
Where No one has gone before
Ferengi: You work with your females, arm them, and force them to wear clothing. Sickening.
The Last Outpost
Portal, as he materializes and takes stock of his body: Bipedal!! Excellent!!
The Last Outpost
Pulaski: Forgive me, Mr Data. I'm not accustomed to working with non-living devices that ... forgive me again. Your service record says that you are alive. I must accept that.
Where Silence has Lease (Sheesh!! She was a joy to work with, wasn't she??)
Pulaski: Why do I get the feeling that this was not the time to join this ship?
Where Silence has lease
Nagilum: The masculine and the feminine.
Picard: It's the way in which we propagate our species.
Nagilum: Please demonstrate how this is accomplished.
Pulaski: Not likely!
Where Silence has Lease
Picard: Are you all right?
Pulaski: Yes, except for being crammed full of crumpets.
Elementary Dear Data
Worf: What is this place? How did a being like you get here?
Desk Clerk: Why, this is the Royale, of course. And my personal life is really none of your business, thank you.
Riker: What he means is, what planet is this.
Desk Clerk: I beg your pardon?
Riker: This planet. What do you call it?
Desk Clerk: Earth. [Duh!] What do you call it?
Worf: We call it Theta 8.
Desk Clerk: How charming.
The Royale
Kehler: I don't bite. No, that's wrong, I do bite.
The Emmissary
Guinan: This is not the way it's supposed to be.
Yesterday's Enterprise
Sarak: I have been accused of many things in my life, but never of an excess of emotion.
Sarak
Sela: She is human, and humans have a way of showing up when you least expect them.
Redemption
Robin Lefler: Your neutrinos are drifting.
The Game
Patterson: I planted radishes in this special dirt, and they came up all weird!!
Disaster
Captain Jellico: Get that fish out of the ready room!
Chain of Command
Alexander: This is part of that Klingon stuff, isn't it? My mother always said Klingons had a lot of dumb ideas about honour.
Ethics
Juggler: If you ever have a world - plan ahead, don't eat it!
Cost of Living
Wes: Captain, we're receiving two hundred and eighty-five thousand hails!
Parallels
Just about everyone: It's arriving Tuesday.
Generations
Zephram Cochrane: You're all astronauts... on some sort of star trek!
First Contact