Miles Edward O'Brien Quotations

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O'Brien, seeing Q for the first time: Bloody hell!
Q-Less

Bashir: Well, your sense of humour seems normal enough.
O'Brien: I don't have a sense of humour.
Bashir: Cough. (O'Brien coughs) How's the sex life?
O'Brien: I don't have a sense of humour.
Whispers

O'Brien, very drunk: You're not an in-between kind of guy. People either love you or hate you.
Bashir, just as drunk: Really?
O'Brien: Mm hmm! I hated you when I first met you.
Bashir: I remember.
O'Brien: But now...
Bashir: And now?
O'Brien: Well... now, I don't!
Bashir: That means a lot to me, Chief. It really does.
O'Brien: Really! And I mean that from the heart. I really do ... not hate you anymore.
Explorers

Bashir: Care for a game of darts?
Worf: I do not play games.
O'Brien: It's like poker, but with pointed tips.
Way of the Warrior

Worf, discussing the Enterprise: We were like warriors from the ancient sagas. There was nothing we could not do...
O'Brien: Except keep the holodecks working right.
Way of the Warrior

Bashir: What a lovely place. Smells like a garbage dump.
O'Brien: I'm sorry I couldn't find a nicer place to crash-land. Should we try again?
Hippocratic Oath

O'Brien: I am Chief Miles Edward O'Brien. I'm very much alive, and I intend to stay that way!
To the Death

O'Brien as a Klingon: It's not easy being funny wearing these teeth.
Apocalpyse Rising

O'Brien to Bashir: Think of it, Julian - if this thing works, you'll be able to irritate hundreds of people you've never even met.
Dr Bashir, I Presume

Bashir: What are you eating?
O'Brien: I'm not eating, I'm chewing.
Bashir: Chewing what?
O'Brien: Gum. It's traditional. I had the replicator create me some.
Bashir: They just chewed it?
O'Brien: No, they infused the gum with flavour.
Bashir: What did you infuse it with?
O'Brien: Scotch.
Take me Out to the Holosuite

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