TOS Intro page
Kirk
Spock
McCoy
Sulu
Chekov
Uhura
Scotty
Other Characters
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Dr Boyce: Chris, you set standards for yourself no one could meet! You treat everyone on board like a human being except yourself. And now you're tired, and you -
Captain Pike: You bet I'm tired. I'm tired of deciding which mission is too risky and which isn't, and who goes on the landing party and who doesn't, and who lives... and who dies.
The Menagerie (The Cage)
Gary Mitchell: Not nearly as many aftereffects this time - except for the eyes. They kind of stare back at me when I'm shaving.
Where No Man has gone before
Kevin Reilly: One more time! I'll take you hooooommmmme agaaaaaain, Kathleeeeeennnnn...
The Naked Time
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Romulan Commander (played by Mark Lenard), to Kirk: I regret that we meet in this way. You and I are of a kind. In a different reality, I could have called you friend.
Balance of Terror
Edith Keeler: Now, I don't pretend to tell you how to find happiness and love, when every day is just a struggle to survive. But I do insist that you do survive, because the days and the years ahead are worth living for. One day soon, man is going to be able to harness incredible energies, maybe even the atom, energies that could ultimately hurl us to other worlds in some sort of spaceship. And the men that reach out into space will be able to find ways to feed the hungry millions of the world, to cure their diseases. They'll be able to find a way to give each man hope and a common future - and those are the days worth living for.
City on the Edge of Forever
Kor: So you welcome me. (to Kirk) Do you also welcome me?
Kirk: You're here, there's nothing I can do about it.
Kor: Good, honest hatred. Very refreshing.
Errand of Mercy
Kor: I don't trust men who smile too much.
Errand of Mercy
Kirk: Well, Commander, I guess that takes care of the war. Obviously the Organians aren't going let us fight.
Kor: A shame, Captain. It would have been glorious.
Computer: Computed and recorded, dear.
Kirk: Computer, you will not address me in that manner. Compute.
Computer: Computed... dear.
Tomorrow is Yesterday
More on the malfunctioning computer...
Kirk: I wouldn't mind so much if only it didn't get so... affectionate.
Spock: It also has an unfortunate tendency to giggle.
Tomorrow is Yesterday
Norman: There is a word. Among us, there is no corresponding meaning, but it seems to mean something to you humans.
Kirk: And what is that word?
Norman: Please.
I, Mudd
Harry Mudd: Well, so of course I left -
Kirk: He broke jail.
Mudd: I borrowed transportation.
Kirk: He stole a spaceship.
Mudd: The patrol reacted in a hostile manner.
Kirk: They fired at him!
Mudd: They've got no respect for private property, they damaged the bloody spaceship!
I, Mudd
Mudd: Behind every great man, there is a woman urging him on, and so it was with my Stella. She urged me on into outer space - not that she meant to. But with her continual, eternal, confounded nagging! ... (He composes himself) Well, I think of her constantly. And every time I do, I go further out into space.
I, Mudd
Kara: Brain and brain! What is brain?!
Spock's Brain
Adam: Gonna crack my knuckles and jump for joy; I got a clean bill of
health from Dr McCoy!
Way to Eden
Khan: Do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us,
"Revenge is a dish that is best served cold"? It is very cold... in space.
The Wrath of Khan
Valeris: Four hundred years ago on Earth, workers who felt their livelihood threatened by automation flung their wooden shoes, called sabo, into the machines to stop them. Hence the word "sabotage."
Uhura: We are experiencing technical malfunctions. All back-up systems inoperative.
Chekov: Excellent! I I I mean, too bad.
The Undiscovered Country
Martia: Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place.
The Undiscovered Country