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Q: "All the galaxy's a stage..."
Picard: World. "All the world's a stage."
Q: Oh, you know that one. Well, if he were living now, he'd have said galaxy.
Hide and Q

Q: If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross. But it's not for the timid.
Q Who

Q: This is getting on my nerves, now that I have them.
Deja Q

Q: I think I just hurt my back. I'm feeling pain. I don't like it. What's the right thing to say? "Ow"? OW!!
Deja Q

Guinan: I hear they've drummed you out of the continuum.
Q: I like to think of it as a significant career change.
Guinan: Just one of the boys, eh?
Q: One of the boys with an IQ of 2005.
Data: The Captain and many of the crew are not yet convinced he is truly human.
Guinan: Really? (stabs Q with a fork) He seems human enough for me.
Deja Q

Q: It's difficult to work in a group when you're omnipotent.
Deja Q

Q: Welcome to the afterlife, Jean-Luc! You're dead!
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Vash: You are arrogant, you're over-bearing and you think you know everything.
Q, confused: But I do know everything.
Vash: That makes it even worse.
Q-Less

O'Brien: It's got to be Q. Another one of his stupid jokes!
Sisko: I'm not laughing.
Q-Less

Q: Oh, heavy is the burden of being me!
Q-Less

Q: You hit me! Picard never hit me.
Sisko: I'm not Picard.
Q: Indeed not. You're much easier to provoke. How fortunate for me.
Q-Less

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