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Scotty: I can't change the laws of physics!
The Naked Time
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Scotty: Freeze right there, Mr Spock, or I'll put you to sleep for sure.
Operation - Annihilate!
Scotty: Laddy, don't you think you should... rephrase that??
Trouble with Tribbles
McCoy: What in the name of heaven is this?
Scotty: Heaven's got very little to do with this.
Gamesters of Triskelion
Kracko: I got rights!
Scotty: You got nothing. You mind your place, or you'll be wearin' concrete galoshes.
Kracko: You mean cement overshoes?
Scotty: Aye.
A Piece of the Action
Scotty: I found this on Ganeroo... Ganimer... nee
Tomar: What is it?
Scotty: It's ... green.
By Any Other Name
Scotty: Up your shaft!
The Search for Spock
Scotty: The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain.
The Search for Spock
Scotty, speaking into the mouse: Hello computer!
The Voyage Home
Scotty: A keyboard. How quaint.
The Voyage Home
Scotty: N... C... C... 1... 7... 0... 1. No bloody A, B, C or D!
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