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Worf: And now, a personal request, Sir. Permission to clean up the bridge.
Encounter at Farpoint
Worf: For battle come to me!
The Last Outpost
Worf: A ship has one bridge! One bridge!! One Riker, one bridge!
Where Silence has Lease
Wesley: Are you telling me to go yell at Salia?
Worf: No! Men do not roar. Women roar. Then they hurl heavy objects. (dreamily) And claw at you.
Wesley: What does the man do?
Worf: He reads love poetry. (Coming back to reality) He ducks a lot.
The Dauphin
Riker: You're outmanned, you're outgunned, you're outequipped - what else have you got?
Worf: Guile.
Peak Performance
Worf: Sir, I protest - I am NOT a merry man!!
Q-Pid
Guinan: It's an Earth drink. Prune juice.
Worf, enraptured: A warrior's drink!
Yesterday's Enterprise
Worf: Klingons do not "pursue relationships." They conquer that which they desire.
In Theory
Picard: Perhaps we have a poltergeist!
Worf: Sir?
Picard: A mischevous spirit.
Worf: Sir.
Picard: Perhaps not.
In Theory
Riker: Is it my imagination, or have tempers become a little frayed on the ship lately?
Worf: I hadn't noticed. (They enter Ten-Forward. A riot is in progress.) I see what you mean.
Sarak
Worf: Please, Mrs. Troi! ... and it is Worf, not Woof.
Half a Life
Worf: Congratulations. You are now fully dilated to ten centimeters. You may now give birth.
Keiko: That's what I've been doing!!
Disaster
Worf: The computer simulation was not like this. That delivery was very orderly.
Keiko: WELL I'M SORRY!!
Disaster
Worf in a mudbath: You're just supposed to sit here?
Cost of Living
Annie the barmaid: What'll you have?
Worf: Klingon fire wine.
Annie, bursting out laughing: This ain't Kansas City! We ain't got any of that fancy European stuff here!
A Fistful of Datas
Data: You must talk to him. Tell him that he is a good cat, and a pretty cat...
Worf: I will feed him.
Phantasms
Worf to Kira: Nice hat.
The Way of the Warrior
Kira: What do Klingons dream about?
Worf: Things that would send cold chills down your spine, and wake you up in the middle of the night. No, it is better you do not know.
Rejoined
Dax to Worf: You know, for a Klingon who was raised by humans, wears a Starfleet uniform and drinks prune juice, you're pretty attached to tradition. That's okay. I like a man riddled with contradictions.
Looking for Par'mach in all the wrong places
Garak: Mr Worf, you're no fun at all.
Worf: Good.
In Purgatory's Shadow
Worf: I do not smirk. But if I did, this would be a good opportunity.
By Inferno's Light
Kid: Are you the Son of Mogh?
Worf: Yes, I am.
Kid: Is it true you can kill someone just by looking at them?
Worf: Only when I am angry.
Children of Time
Dax: First we'll shed blood, and then we'll feast.
Worf: As it should be.
The traditional Klingon wedding, A Time to Stand
Worf: I have a sense of humour! On the Enterprise I was considered quite amusing.
Dax: That must have been one dull ship.
Change of Heart
Worf: Assimilate this!
First Contact