Follow the blue line until it crosses the green line, take the green line until you come to the yellow line, then turn left.

The Baby

The Airplane Show
Jennifer Moves
Real Families
Hotel Oceanview
The Baby
Bah, Humbug
A Mile in My Shoes
Baby, It's Cold Inside
The Painting
Daydreams
Frog Story
Dr Fever and Mr Tide
Venus and the Man
Ask Jennifer
I am Woman
Secrets of Dayton
Heights

Out to Lunch
A Simple Little Wedding
Nothing to Fear But...
Till Debt do us Part
Clean up Radio


Venus: Wait a minute, if you heard that, then you've been listening to the station.
Mr Carlson: Well, yeah.
Venus: Well, that's great. I mean, that's real good! Congratulations!
Mr Carlson: I can't do it for, you know, a long period of time, but I'm getting better. In fact, I, uh, I listened to Johnny the other morning for a couple of minutes.
Venus: See, I knew you could do it. Pretty soon you'll be ready for Les.
Mr Carlson: Oh gosh, I don't know if I can sit through anything like that.

Jennifer: Hello? We're here to see Mrs Arthur Carlson.
Receptionist: I don't care why you're here, I just thank God I'm on duty.

Receptionist: Follow the blue line until it crosses the green line, take the green line until you come to the yellow line, then turn left.
Jennifer: Don't be silly.
Receptionist: You're right. Follow me.

Receptionist: Where'd you get a jacket like that? I mean, do they sell them somewhere?
Herb: Of course, they sell them somewhere.
Receptionist: Where?
Herb, laughing: Yeah. I tell you, you tell somebody else, pretty soon the whole world is dressing like me.

Elderly patient Peggy Sue: Are you the doctor?
Johnny: Well, uh, sort of. Not a real one though.
Peggy Sue: Oh good, come in!

Johnny on the 'bright light': Well, it could be the glow just ocming off the folks who have gone on ahead of us. Y'know, there's gotta be a major party goin' on somewhere. ... Well, this is the perpetual party to end all parties. Just think about the band! There'll be Janis, and Jimmi, and Elvis, and Otis, Charlie Parker, Fats Waller, Billie Holiday, Albert Schweizter (he played a mean cocktail organ, y'know), Bach, Mozart, Pablo Casals, all the cats'll be there, everybody gonna be in this jam session. Then there'll be Picasso and Disney maybe doing little charcoal sketches of everybody. LBJ crankin' out ribs at the barbecue pit. I wanna talk to Plato, see if he's come up with anything new on reflection. I'll want to chat with Jimmy Hoffa, see where he's been, what he's been doin.'

Andy: You know, Mr Carlson, she looks just like you.
Venus: My God, AC, they all do!
Mr Carlson: They do, don't they.
Venus: Except that one. Hey brother!

Mr Carlson, watching all the babies: Mine's crying the loudest.

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