The Airplane Show | Venus: Wait a minute, if you heard that, then you've been listening to the station. Mr Carlson: Well, yeah. Venus: Well, that's great. I mean, that's real good! Congratulations! Mr Carlson: I can't do it for, you know, a long period of time, but I'm getting better. In fact, I, uh, I listened to Johnny the other morning for a couple of minutes. Venus: See, I knew you could do it. Pretty soon you'll be ready for Les. Mr Carlson: Oh gosh, I don't know if I can sit through anything like that. Jennifer: Hello? We're here to see Mrs Arthur Carlson.
Receptionist: Follow the blue line until it crosses the green line, take the green line until you come to the yellow line, then turn left.
Receptionist: Where'd you get a jacket like that? I mean, do they sell them somewhere?
Elderly patient Peggy Sue: Are you the doctor?
Johnny on the 'bright light': Well, it could be the glow just ocming off the folks who have gone on ahead of us. Y'know, there's gotta be a major party goin' on somewhere. ... Well, this is the perpetual party to end all parties. Just think about the band! There'll be Janis, and Jimmi, and Elvis, and Otis, Charlie Parker, Fats Waller, Billie Holiday, Albert Schweizter (he played a mean cocktail organ, y'know), Bach, Mozart, Pablo Casals, all the cats'll be there, everybody gonna be in this jam session. Then there'll be Picasso and Disney maybe doing little charcoal sketches of everybody. LBJ crankin' out ribs at the barbecue pit. I wanna talk to Plato, see if he's come up with anything new on reflection. I'll want to chat with Jimmy Hoffa, see where he's been, what he's been doin.' Andy: You know, Mr Carlson, she looks just like you.
Mr Carlson, watching all the babies: Mine's crying the loudest. Choose an episode from the list on the left or |