The Union | Venus, sorting Johnny's mail: These are bills that should be paid at once. Your water, your heat, your light, phone, your car payment... Johnny: Car payment? Can I see that? I don't own a car. Johnny: I'm just sitting up here reading my fan mail. I see that some of you were nice enough to write twice. You know, I'm touched. Commercial for "Gone with the Wind Estates": It's condominium living, plantation style. Johnny: What the hell, you know, I don't need a phone. Alexander Graham Bell never had one! "I just invent 'em," he said," I don't use 'em." Venus: No joke, my friend, that's 24 000 smackeroonies!
Jennifer: Johnny Fever has come into a great deal of money.
Mr Carlson: Good God! Fever with money? Johnny: Meet the folks.
Johnny: Ladies, I'll join you shortly. Into one big lady! Johnny: All lawyers must be shot soon! William Shakespeare. Johnny: I'm talking entirely too fast here, many many words a minute, and yet I'm dizzy, I'm about to pass out. I tell, ya, money is murder, A.C.! They say it'll kill you, but they don't say when. You know, I haven't been to sleep! Not since ten a.m. yesterday morning, no sleep at all! I'm just dizzy, dizzy, dizzy! And that's not really all there is to it, I - promise me you'll wait for me. (He falls over, asleep in Jennifer's lap)
Johnny: Let me show you a few of the things that I have already purchased.
Jennifer: If you'd like to take over for me, please do! Perhaps you could put bumper stickers everywhere!
Les, pointing at the stairs: Do these lead upstairs?
Jennifer: And such a fashionable address: Pittypat Lane. Les: I like that trash smasher very much! Herb, give me some trash to put in there.
Venus: He, this man will have big parties and play loud music all night, night after night after night!
Johnny: Lord knows, I do want to be a good Gone-with-the-wind-er. It's Venus here that's really unhappy - and that is his first name, Venus, just like the goddess of love and beauty. Cross my heart, Vene, once we move in here together you are going to come to love it! Just think of all the things we can do with textures! Remember those darling little wall hangings we saw in that shop off Decker Street - they were to die, Vene, just to die! What do you say? Just loosen up, how 'bout it?
Herb: You didn't tell them you were from WKRP did you? They're clients of mine, you know.
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