After twelve years, I am free at last!

Til Debt do Us Part

The Airplane Show
Jennifer Moves
Real Families
Hotel Oceanview
The Baby
Bah, Humbug
A Mile in My Shoes
Baby, It's Cold Inside
The Painting
Daydreams
Frog Story
Dr Fever and Mr Tide
Venus and the Man
Ask Jennifer
I am Woman
Secrets of Dayton Heights
Out to Lunch
A Simple Little Wedding
Nothing to Fear But...
Till Debt do us Part
Clean up Radio Everywhere


Bailey: What are you suggesting, Fever?
Johnny: I'm suggesting palm trees swaying in the offshore trade wind. The hue and cry of exotic birds wheeling across an azure sky. I'm suggesting bronze supple flesh, pungent odours, sensuous rhythms in a tropical paradise. In short, Adam and Eve on excursion rates.
Bailey: Alone, together?
Johnny: Hopefully.
Bailey, suspiciously: Separate bedrooms?
Johnny: Details, details! We can work this out!
Bailey: Where?
Johnny: Jamaica, island of homegrown fun!
Bailey: Well, this is all so sudden. I'll have to think about this.
Johnny: Well, don't delay, offer limited!
Bailey: Am I paying for this?
Johnny: Details, details!

Venus, as Andy leaves him in charge: If you're not back in four hours, I'm going all Christmas music! Think about it, I mean it!

Johnny: I think the worst thing about not being married is the loneliness. Right, Jennifer?
Jennifer, uncomprehending: Loneliness? Yes. It's the loneliness.
Buddy: You're lonely?
Johnny: Well, I'm with her most of the time.
Jennifer: Yes, I'm lonely.

Paula: I'll tell you what I don't want. I don't want to see my former husband drooling over the prospect of my remarrying.
Johnny: Well, why didn't you just say so?
Paula: I didn't know it until now. I guess I'd like you to feel a little sad.
Johnny: I am a little sad.
Paula: He's great in bed.
Johnny, sadly: I said I'm sad!

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