Love, Exciting and New

The Union
An Explosive Affair
Rumors
Straight from the Heart
Who's on First?
Three Days of the Condo
Jennifer and the Will
The Consultant
Love, Exciting and New
You Can't go out
of Town Again
Pills
Changes
Jennifer and Johnny's
Charity
I'll Take Romance
Fire
Dear Liar
Circumstantial Evidence
The Creation of Venus
The Impossible Dream
To Err is Human
Up and Down the Dial

Mr Carlson, on the phone: Thank you very much! It's nice talking to you too! Bye! (He hangs up.)
Jennifer: Who was that?
Mr Carlson: My mom.
Jennifer: Really!
Mr Carlson: Yeah. She was pleasant! No guilt feelings! Something's wrong. Of course. She's dying.

Mr Carlson: I don't know what's going on here, Travis, but mother sure is happy.
Jennifer: Oh, Mr Carlson, maybe you're in line for a new stepfather!

Mr Carlson: I think I'd like a lemonade, if that's all right.
Mrs Carlson: Good choice on a cold day. Hirsch, go squeeze a lemon.
Hirsch: Yes ma'am. I might suggest you do the same!

Mrs Carlson's rules for pool: When it's someone's turn to shoot, I tell them. If someone gets ahead of me, they lose their turn. Everyone plays very hard, and in the end, I win.

Mrs Carlson: He wants something: a transmitter. And I want something: good hair.

Mrs Carlson: Doctor Fever, would you turn around for me?
Johnny: What?
Mrs Carlson: Turn. (Johnny does so, rather suspiciously.) Have you got all your teeth?
Johnny: I think so.
Mrs Carlson: Good. Wrap this one up and send him over.
Venus: Looks like you're gonna work in the big house!

Mrs Carlson: Andrew.
Andy: What?
Mrs Carlson: Let's run away together.
Andy: What??
Mrs Carlson: To Los Angeles. They'll understand there.

Mr Carlson: He does have nice hair.

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