Baseball | Johnny: It's 8:10 in the a.m., I told you the truth wouldn't help! That means it's wake-up time! Last call for meaningful employment! So you've just got time to jump out of your jammies, pour yourself a hot steaming cup of... (turns on a commercial) Commercial: Chemicals. What do they mean? How have they touched your life? (child's voice) Mommy, are these green pork chops still good? Johnny: How can you do that? How can you put a dollar value on your sister's company? And, more importantly, how much?
Johnny: What's she look like? Is she a ... large woman?
Jennifer, explaining the buttons on the phone to Mr Carlson: This little red one down here is used to put people on hold - my personal favourite. Mr Carlson: Jennifer, what if the call's for me?
Mr Carlson on the phone: Good morning, WKRP radio. I'm sorry, but Arthur Carlson isn't in. He's in Washington lunching with the head of the FCC. Sure it's silly, but that's where he is. Venus: I don't play hits, I make them.
Les: Andy, Herb fell down and went boom. Johnny: I have a date with your sister.
Andy: I had to do the first hour of your show!
Venus: I know why you don't want me to go out with your sister.
Johnny: Bigotry started a long time ago, nobody knows where. I think the French started it. Venus: Do you think I'd want my sister to go out with that guy?
Jennifer returns from her day off to find everyone injured.
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