The Union | Les: Venus, relinquish your show. Venus: Cool it, I'm not in the mood, Les. Les: Andy, if you don't make him relinquish his show, I won't be responsible. Andy: You're not responsible, Les. Les: I'm the news director! (Andy resumes jabbering on about his weekend while Les and Venus wrestle over the microphone.) Les, grabbing the mike: Flames fill fifth floor of Flim building! Firemen fight fierce conflagration! Venus: Goodbye all, it's quittin' time!
Jennifer: We're stuck here on the eighth floor.
Les: Officer Shanks, explain "fire."
Herb on the elevator: This is a vault. Why couldn't this have been made in a foreign country by people who don't know what they're doing? Herb: Jennifer, I don't want to die in this suit. Johnny: It's a chance to leap into the jaws of death! What a great way to start a morning! Johnny, as he descends the elevator shaft: Is this the way to Kansas? Les: The phones are dead! The phones are dead!
Johnny, singing: Soooomewheeeere, over the ninth floor... Herb: I know why this is happening. God wants me out of the way and he's burning down a whole building to do it. He's been working on this all my life. The heart trouble - I've had it. Drinking problem - that's me. Real estate? I bought a home in the only neighbourhood in the world where the property values have ever gone down! My best friend is Les. Lucille thinks sex is a reward. (High voice) "C'mon, Herb, mow the law or no num-nums tonight, uh huh, uh huh!"
Johnny, hanging from the fire hose: Herb: Choose an episode from the list on the left or |