Johnny, talking to the air: You love me? And you want me to seek knowledge? Is this God? You want me to what? What? Uh, terribly sorry, but I didn't get the last part.
Johnny: It's 8:45 in Cincinnnati. That was one record, here's another one!
Johnny: Andy, thank you for being you.
Andy: Okay Fever, what's goin' on?
Johnny: Travis, you ever hear a voice when there's nobody in the room?
Andy: Well, uh, yeah, sometimes I hear a voice in my head. It's my brain talking to me I guess.
Johnny: What does your brain say?
Andy: Well, mostly I'll be feeling great, having a good time, enjoying myself, and it'll say, "You're going to die."
Johnny: Andy, forget all that stuff. Life here on earth is just a warm-up for what's coming. I tell you, we're just playing "Penny Ante" down here. The big casino's up there. (He points up)
Johnny: Oh boy, more music. Sacred music: B.B. King.
Johnny: Do you believe in a supreme being?
Bailey: Wow! Uh, I think so.
Johnny: What's he like?
Bailey: Well, first of all she's black. That was a joke. An old joke, but a good one.
Johnny: Ha ha ha. Beautifully told.
Johnny: Bailey, do you think God talks to people?
Bailey: Oh, I doubt it.
Johnny: Well, he talks to a friend of mine. What do you think of that?
Bailey: You?
Johnny: Maybe.
Bailey: Lunch!
Johnny: Do you believe in God?
Les: What?
Johnny: Do you believe in God?
Les: I thought we were going to talk dirty, Johnny.
Venus: How long do you expect us to hang around here? [Johnny's apartment]
Johnny: I don't know.
Venus: Damn! I didn't bring my jammies or nothing!
Johnny: I think that the voice said, "John, I want you to be a golf pro."
Johnny: I expected a lot of weirdness in my life, but not this! There's nothing left for me but one of those TV shoes. "Golfing with God, with the Reverend Johnny Fever!"
Johnny: Why me?
Mr Carlson: Why not you?
Johnny: What d'you say I try to book a double room for us here?
Johnny: I'm not talking about signs. I'm talking about a voice that said, "Hi John, how's it going?"
Mr Carlson: God said that?
Johnny: Crazy, huh?
Mr Carlson: No, it's just, I'd be a little more formal.
Mr Carlson: Listen buster, if God has something he wanted to say, you'd hear it! 'Course, you never have gotten messages right.
Mr Carlson: Now, if the voice starts telling you that it wants you to hang around the airport naked, then perhaps you'd better drop back here.
Johnny: No, this voice would never say that. The voice that tells me to get naked at the airport's my own.
Johnny: I just can't go along with the golf pro stuff. (Looking up) Look, forget the golf pro business, okay? I'm not going for it.
Herb: In Paris France, all the guys have a wife and a mistress, and everybody knows about it, and it's okay! Do you think it's okay?
Jennifer: Yeah, I think it's okay.
Herb: You do?
Jennifer: Sure. Send a Frenchman over to my apartment tonight.
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