The Airplane Show | Les: And so, in summary, this German piggy went to the common market. This Chinese piggy stayed home. This Soviet piggy had turkey. Our American piggy had none. This is Les Nessman saying wee wee wee all the way home. Johnny: There's rumours flying all over town, y'know - you, Andy, Herb, just slippin' down to Dayton there in some sleazy hotel room. I don't want to say anything, it's none of my business, but my feeling is these love triangles never work out. Johnny, at breakneck speed: You can rest assured that for the duration of your sojourn I will play nothing but mellowed-out drug-induced Hindu music, with just a few of the Christian neo-acid rock tunes thrown in - they're coming into vogue now. Fever in the forefront, bearing proudly the banner of KRP. You can rest assured nothing to worry, nothing to worry about, sir. Jennifer, I love you. I want to father your children, let's take a long lunch and discuss it, okay? Mickey the bartender: Who's your client?
Herb: Trust me, Big Guy, just trust me. I charm Nicky, Nicky gets us in with Vicky.
Nicky: Herb? Can I be frank?
Mr Carlson: You got the time, Mickey?
Mr Carlson: Andy, be careful. Dayton can be nasty after dark.
Nicky: C'mon Herb, don't you remember me? Nick Sinclair. Class of '64.
Mr Carlson: Where have you been?
Vicki, walking in: I'm Vicki von Vicki, who are you? And why are you praying in the dark? Andy showing slides: I have no idea where that pornographic slide came from. Now this, of course, is my trip to Jamaica... Jennifer: So, is Vicki von Vicki a client?
Johnny: Morning, AC. Trip successful?
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