I Do, I Do... For Now

Pilot
Preacher
Hoodlum Rock
Les on a Ledge
Bailey's Show
Hold-Up
Turkeys Away
Goodbye Johnny
Johnny Comes Back
Love Returns
I want to Keep my Baby
Fish Story
The Contest Nobody
Could Win
Momma's Review
A Date with Jennifer
Tornado
Young Master Carlson
Never Leave me, Lucille
A Commercial Break
I Do, I Do... For Now
Who is Gordon Sims

Herb: Johnny, Jennifer is mine! Always has been, always will be! I have ... squatter's rights on Jennifer!

Jennifer: Johnny?
Johnny: Darling!
Jennifer: I think I owe you an apology.
Johnny: Don't apologise. Just hold me close.

TJ singing to Johnny: You got the knife, I got the gun. Come on boy, we're gonna have a little fun. I'm a jealous man. I'd die for love! If you don't want to meet me in the alley tonight, it's too late for talking and I'm ready to fight. Leave her alone, leave her alone!

Johnny: Everybody, he's a jealous man! He'd die for love!

Johnny in Jennifer's apartment: Is this a kitchen?
Jennifer: Yes, what did you think it was?
Johnny: It looks like a science exhibit at the world's fair!

Johnny: What if this doesn't work?
Jennifer: Well, then, I'll just tell TJ the truth and let the chips fall where they may.
Johnny, after a pause: Wait a minute, I'm the chips!

Johnny: Why don't you just drop your coat in the bedroom?
Herb: John. Jennifer's bedroom?
Johnny: Yeah. It's down the hall.
Herb: This may take a while.

TJ, hearing the doorbell: What the hell is that?

Herb: I had a horrible dream last night.
All: Awww!
Herb: Yeah. I dreamt that John and Jennifer really were married. There were all these little kids running around, and they all had on sweatshirts and dark glasses and three-day beards. And they all started chasing me. All the little Johnnys caught me and tied me up, and I started screaming for help, and then all the little Jennifers just ignored me! And then they grabbed my white belt and just started beating at me!
(Hmm... Interpretation, anyone??)

Jennifer: This has all been a lie. We're not really married.
TJ: You mean, you're living together and you're not married??
Johnny: Chips are falling!

Jennifer: I really don't know anyone in the record business, but I'm not totally without influence.
Guy in elevator: I'll bet that's right!

Guy in elevator, calling after Jennifer and TJ: Is that it? Don't we all feel better now? That's why I'm here to help!

(Although he doesn't have much in the way of "quotes," the guy in the elevator cracks me up! :-) He's played by Buzz Sapien, the stage manager.)

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