I just want to try!

Impossible Dream

The Union
An Explosive Affair
Rumors
Straight from the Heart
Who's on First?
Three Days of the Condo
Jennifer and the Will
The Consultant
Love, Exciting and New
You Can't go out
of Town Again

Pills
Changes
Jennifer and Johnny's
Charity

I'll Take Romance
Fire
Dear Liar
Circumstantial Evidence
The Creation of Venus
The Impossible Dream
To Err is Human
Up and Down the Dial


(Johnny protests the surprise party for Les)
Bailey:
Don't you like putting on a stupid-looking hat and hiding behind furniture, and generally stripping yourself of every shred of human dignity?
Johnny: Now that you mention it, I do like that.

Herb: You know, Jennifer was going to give me a party once - a big one. But then I decided not to quit, and it just kinda got called off.
Johnny: Tough luck for all of us.

Andy: You want ski talk? I'll give you ski talk. Mogul. Ski lift. Slalom. Girls. Drunk.
(Bailey is not impressed.)

Les: Fever, in exactly twelve seconds, the air will be dead.
Johnny: I thought you were just going to murder the news!

Mr Carlson, on the phone: Jennifer? Send Nessman in here immediately.
Les, running in: Mr Carlson?
Mr Carlson: Tell Travis I'd like to see him too. (Andy runs in.) Thanks, Jennifer.

Les: You know, this isn't easy for me. I don't usually 'spill my guts,' as they say.
Mr Carlson, despairingly: Oh no.

Mr Carlson: You know, I had a dream once, Les, of one day becoming General Manager of WKRP. And I worked hard at that. Then one day mother gave me the job... boy, don't tell me dreams don't come true!

Jennifer to Andy: Put on the damn hat.

Jennifer: Whaddya say, guys - triple vodkas all the way around?

Venus, introducing the guests he's not supposed to have in the booth: This is Adelle, she's my broker, and this is Tiffany, she's my book keeper.

Jennifer: I like it when Les does the news. It's always so surreal.

Mrs Nessman meets the gang:
Mr Carlson:
I'd like to introduce you to Andy Travis.
Mrs Nessman: The selfish one.
Mr Carlson: Well, that's right. This is Doctor Johnny Fever.
Mrs Nessman: Oh yes, the beatnik. You're cute!
Johnny: I I I have to go back on the air now, or I'd stay and get better acquainted.
Mr Carlson: Oh, and this is our receptionist, Jennifer Marlowe.
Jennifer: Hello.
Mrs Nessman: Stay away from my son. He's told me everything.
Jennifer: I'll try.

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