In Concert

Baseball
Jennifer Falls in Love
Carlson for President
For Love or Money
Bad Risk
Put Up or Shut Up
Baby, If you've
Ever Wondered
Patter of Little Feet
God Talks to Johnny
Bailey's Big Break
Mike Fright
Les's Groupie
A Family Affair
Jennifer Home for Christmas
Sparky
The Americanization of Ivan
Herb's Dad
The Doctor's Daughter
Venus Rising
In Concert
Filthy Pictures
Most Improved Station

Johnny: Uh, I know you probably think that a personable, hip DJ like myself has a date for the show tonight...
Bailey: Yyyyyes?
Johnny: Let's not beat around the bush, okay?
Bailey: I'm sorry Johnny, I'm already going with someone.
Johnny: Well, you could have beaten around the bush a little longer. Who's the guy?
Bailey: Oh, he's a manic-depressive divinity student who has a serious drinking problem.
Johnny: Sounds like Father Fun.

Bailey: He's a very generous, heavily-sedated man who happens to like to help others. Besides, you could have asked me last week.
Johnny: Well, last week I was heavily sedated.

Johnny: I don't know Les... what do women want?
Les, after a pause: Tupperware.

Andy, finding Mr Carlson wearing Jennifer's Aquamask: You wanted to see me, Kemo Sabe?

Bailey: Going to the big concert tonight?
Herb: Are you kidding? And pollute my brains with drugs, loud music and a lot of carefree sex in the aisles? No way.
Bailey: Get in the game, Herb, you do not know what you're talking about.
Herb: I happen to be "in the game" - the selling game. Four tickets, 28 smacks. Some people call it scalping, I call it smartarino.
Johnny: Ingenious, Herb.
Herb: Yeah?
Johnny: Yeah! They're going for fifty apiece on the street!
Bailey: Mm hmm. Could have made 200 fast ones.
Herb: Yeah. I knew that. I was just testing you guys.

Johnny: Are you free tonight?
Les: In the larger sense, are any of us free?

Johnny: I feel like Les and I just broke up!
Herb: All right, John, I'll go with you.
Johnny: Well, thanks, Herb. It just doesn't feel right so soon after losing Les.

Venus: Who was that masked man?

How Jennifer stays thin: Well, it's simple. I don't like fat, so it just leaves me alone.

Mr Carlson: Well, I guess I'm ready then.
Johnny: I don't think I am, Art. I don't know what this thing is you're wearing on your head...
Mr Carlson: It's a hat, John.
Johnny: No, I'm talking about this disco-bondage-headgear thing.
Mr Carlson: I forgot all about that sucker, it felt so darn good. All right, how's that? (Taking the mask off)
Johnny: Great, just great! Now it looks like I'm going to see The Who in the company of a narc!

Venus: The light of day now fades, and the evening curtain falls over the sky. People are gathering over at Fountain Square with candlelight, in remembrance of friends lost in the night. Be there, okay?

Venus: A black man in a mask in public? I don't know about that.

Captions which appear at the end of the show:
On December 3, 1979, eleven people died outside Riverfront Coliseum.
On December 27, 1979, the city of Cincinnati passed an ordinance prohibiting "Festival Seating" or general admission.

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