Baseball | Les: In Washington, Carter sends Mondale abroad. Les: Now stay tuned for a whole slew of commercials, most of which would insult the intelligence of the average six-year-old. Jennifer describes her man to Johnny: The man is blond, and beautiful, every girl's dream... and poor! He doesn't have a dime! Jennifer: He's just so good-looking, like a model. Oh! (In the background Johnny poses) And he has these beautiful white teeth! (Johnny smiles) And this long blond hair... (Johnny shakes his hair out) And the cutest...
Bailey, gasping with passion: Steel: I like to think that a person's name says a lot about the type of person he is. What was your name again?
Les: All newsmen drink, Jennifer. That's the kind of rough-and-tumble guys we are. Good night and ... congratulations to the both of you on your very fine looks. Les: I've been studying the equal-opportunity laws, and you've got a real leg up here, my friend. Being a negro is where it's at.
Johnny: Jennifer has fallen for some guy and - get this, man - it's not me!! Steel: Can we talk this thing out?
Jennifer: He wants my money, that's all, he doesn't want me!
Jennifer: You know, I think I do like older men better. They're so mature and kind, and they tire easily.
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