Les on a Ledge

Pilot
Preacher
Hoodlum Rock
Les on a Ledge
Bailey's Show
Hold-Up
Turkeys Away
Goodbye Johnny
Johnny Comes Back
Love Returns
I want to Keep my Baby
Fish Story
The Contest Nobody
Could Win
Momma's Review
A Date with Jennifer
Tornado
Young Master Carlson
Never Leave me, Lucille
A Commercial Break
I Do, I Do... For Now
Who is Gordon Sims

Les: Turning to sports, the winner of this week's Gulf Coast Golf Classic was Chiy-Chiy Rodwigweez. Chiy-Chiy finished with a nine under par score.
Johnny: Chi-Chi Rodrigues.
Les: Hopefully, Mister Rodwigweez will play up to par next competition.

Jennifer on Herb: Every time I say no he says, there's "yes" in my eyes. Do you see "yes" anywhere in there?
Johnny, sadly: No.

Johnny: Our receptionist, the beautiful Jennifer Marlowe, is a result of the most cunningly successful sex change operation in the United States! (last part obscured by laughter)
Herb: Get outa here! (Johnny turns to go) Wait a minute. Are you trying to tell me that Jennifer - that she's a ...
Johnny: Guy. Or at least, she used to be.
Herb: Get outa here! (Johnny turns to go) Wait a minute. Now, what you're saying - I I I - You're telling me that she... (Johnny nods) Get out of here! (Johnny turns to go) Wait a minute.

Andy: Herb, you're an all-right guy.
Herb: Everybody keeps telling me that.

Andy: We'll get this thing straightened out.
Mr Carlson: You bet we will! Because you're not a - a - what they say you are. Unless of course you are, which, we know you're not. ... Are you?

Les: I've always considered myself a fairly macho kind of guy.

Andy: Some jerk accused Les of being a homosexual.
Herb: A homosexual?
Andy: That's right, and you know Les.
Herb: Apparently not.

Herb: I just want you to know that - if you jump, I'll jump too.
Les: Thanks, Herb! (Herb can't believe what he just said.)

Herb: If you're gay, you're gay, it doesn't matter. But if you're not gay, then people shouldn't go around saying you are.

Jennifer: Come on in here, Les, and show me what kind of man you really are!
Herb: Really? Aigh!! (He falls)

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