Baseball | Johnny, reading Les's news: In Washington, congress reconvenes, and in the USSR... (The next sheet of paper is blank) in the USSR people remain poorly dressed and rather hard-headed. Here in Cincinnati, the garbage strike moves into its fifth consecutive week. Stay tuned for this and all the news at nine straight up. You know, this garbage strike business is starting to rot my brain. Maybe if City Hall won't come to take your garbage, you should take your garbage to City Hall, and leave it on the steps as a sort of a love-offering. Johnny: You just talk into the mike and your voice goes out through the wires, and once a week, whether you need it or not, somebody comes in here and gives you a check for $38.
Herb: Mr Prebonski is a patriotic man. He will only advertise with us if we play a certain record after each of his commercials.
Jennifer: Over the last hour and a half , approximately a hundred people have dumped their garbage on the steps of City Hall.
Mr Carlson: Herb, could you slip out and see if you can get one of those small grey Italian pistols?
Andy: Now the main thing is we gotta keep as low profile as possible on this. Don't say anything, and certainly don't say a word about it on the air!
Les: One thing is certain, this dark Wednesday will live in infamy!
Elgar Neice, the lawyer: I think you'd better stay, Miss Marlowe.
Elgar: In the meantime, I'll go down to City Hall and see which way the wind's blowing. Johnny, on some other guy who froze up: He's spinning disco in some club in Far Rockaway. I can't spin disco, Venus, I can't do it, not disco, man - I mean, I'd rather sell vaccum cleaners door to door, they make better music! Bailey: Just pretend you're talking to one person. A friend. Me.
Johnny: Attention fellow babies. If you're driving around out there with your car full of garbage right now, and you were on your way to City Hall, the Doctor feels kind of responsible for that. So why don't you cruise on by the mayor's home? Or maybe the Union chief's home? We'll get those addresses for you real soon so you can find 'em real easy. The point is, if your trash comes flying out on the lawn, it could be an accident, or it could be a political statement! My point here is, we don't have to take this garbage anymore!
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