A Mile in My Shoes

The Airplane Show
Jennifer Moves
Real Families
Hotel Oceanview
The Baby
Bah, Humbug
A Mile in My Shoes
Baby, It's Cold Inside
The Painting
Daydreams
Frog Story
Dr Fever and Mr Tide
Venus and the Man
Ask Jennifer
I am Woman
Secrets of Dayton Heights
Out to Lunch
A Simple Little Wedding
Nothing to Fear But...
Till Debt do us Part
Clean up Radio Everywhere

Johnny: You used to be a good disk jockey, man. 'Course, that was when you were black.
Venus: You want to be Acting Program Director? You want to argue about something you don't care about with someone you agree with?
Johnny: Do you understand what you just said?
Venus: Not a word.

Jennifer: So there we are standing at my front door, and he says, "Jennifer, some women would feel obligated after flying to New Orleans on a private jet and a moonlight dinner on a Mississippi riverboat, but I prefer a challenge. Someone who's interested in me, and not my money."
Bailey: What'd you do?
Jennifer: Well, I wished him luck, kissed him on his bald spot and wheeled him to his car.

Jennifer: Oh Andy, Jim Goshen of the Tube and Lube Shop called and told me to tell you: "Regarding your hardball collection-agency tactics, I won't pay you one red cent, put your commercials where the sun don't..." I can't make that out.

Bailey: Andy, pruning a tree of its dead branches helps new branches to grow.
Andy, missing the metaphor: Right.

Andy: Hello honey, may I speak to Barney Marshall please? Oh, Mr Marshall. Sorry, bad connection there I guess. My name is Andy Travis of WKRP, and I would like to show you how inexpensive and, I believe, effective adv... WKRP. Radio. Yeah, we're here in town. Andy Travis. Mr Marshall - may I call you Barney? Okay, that's not important.
(A comment - Andy thinks he's speaking to a secretary and he calls her honey? Ooooo...)

Les: I want to go out among the black people, along the highways and biways, in the cafes, laughing, loving, crying and singing, living the life of the Negro! Reporting it all in a series of award-winning news specials. What do you think?
Andy: Sounds great to me, Les, I'd say go ahead and do it, but y'see, I'm in sales while Herb's gone. You're going to have to talk to Venus about this.

Old man Juror: Why is this man in the ugly suit telling us what to do?
Herb: If you didn't want me to be Jury Foreman, you shouldn't have voted for me.
Old man juror: I didn't!

Johnny: That was Queen, with their big hit, one that I never particularly cared for but am nevertheless forced to play here on WKRP.

Herb: Crime is no joke!
Old man juror: Talk to your tailor!

Andy: You know, I've made over two dozen sales calls this week. Not one message? Not one reply?
Jennifer: I could give you this mail addressed to Occupant.

Herb: Now, since we can't seem to agree on this, I'll make the decision.
Young lady juror: That's not faaaair!
Herb: Fair's got nothing to do with it, I'm hungry. Now that's three large pizzas, two with everything and one plain, and one spinach salad.
Old man juror: I get heartburns, what can I tell you?

Old man juror: Let's get this over with today, because I don't want to look at another suit of his!

Herb: Oh Andy, he did that to me twenty times. Then I got smart.
Andy: Twenty times, huh.

Herb: Andrew, I want to ask you something. Have you ever been in charge of a whole group of people who wouldn't listen to what you said?
Andy: Yeah, Herb, yeah I have.

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