Pilot | Herb, reading: "What to do in case of an enemy attack in Cincinnati." Who's going to attack us, Dayton? Les: Maybe. Herb: Well, if they come down here, we'll kick their butts. Mr Carlson: Les, the Japanese are our allies now. As news director, I can't expect you to pick up on little things like that. Interpreter: I was hired to interpret for a group of Spanish-speaking visitors. In my opinion, these people are not Spanish. Watch this. (He speaks in Spanish; no reaction from the Japanese men.) See? In my country, that would be a fistfight! Interpreter: There's been a mistake. Somewhere in Cincinnati a bunch of chiropractors from Ecuador are being taken around by Akila Yamagucci! Mr Carlson: Wait a minute. I learned a little Japanese when I was in the Marines. Let me think about this... The accent may be off. (He speaks in Japanese; all the Japanese men put their hands up.) Oh boy. Mr Carlson: Gentlemen, this is a disc jockey.
Johnny: Johnny, crashing full-tilt into the wall: The wall's moved, the wall's moved!
Mr Carlson: Let's get him out of here, away from that window! (They move Andy to Herb's desk)
Herb: Herb: You know mouth-to-mouth?
Herb: Why him? Why couldn't that be me?? Mr Carlson: You okay, Andy? You okay? Say something. ... Oh!
Andy, stunned: There's no place like home... There's no place like home... Johnny: Andy, what happened?
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