The Union

The Union
An Explosive Affair
Rumors
Straight from the Heart
Who's on First?
Three Days of the Condo
Jennifer and the Will
The Consultant
Love, Exciting and New
You Can't go out
of Town Again
Pills
Changes
Jennifer and Johnny's
Charity
I'll Take Romance
Fire
Dear Liar
Circumstantial Evidence
The Creation of Venus
The Impossible Dream
To Err is Human
Up and Down the Dial

Johnny: WKRP, with your generous help and support, has now climbed to tenth place in the Cincinnati market! If I sound emotional about this, it's because I can still hear my father saying: "Son, no matter what you decide to do in this life, always try to come in tenth." I think we've done it here, Dad!

Bailey, entering: Guys, I have something very important to talk about, and it's confidential, so I need both of your words that nothing will leave this room... (She trails off as Johnny and Venus show her that they also received letters) Oh. Well. Hell.

Les: What does it feel like to have people adore you this way?
Jennifer: I don't think I have to tell you, Les, do I? (Les blushes and slinks off)

Les: I'll tell you what, Bailey, I'll make a deal with you. I'll join the union if you can tell me where Jimmy Hoffa is.

Bailey: You just don't throw the baby out with the bathwater.
Les, confused: How do you mean?
Bailey: I mean, just because there's a little bit of dirty water, you don't throw the baby out with the bathwater. You see, you keep the baby.
Les: Well, I should certainly hope so!

Herb: A union?
Les: Uh huh.
Herb, after a pause: I'm tellin'! (He leaves.)

Jennifer: I already belong to a union. It's a quasi-religious group called the International Sisterhood of Blond Receptionists. There are only twelve members in the world. We meet once every two years in Switzerland. If I told you our minimum salary you'd have a heart attack and die. Bye.

Johnny to Andy: Well, well, well, I see that you're with Herb again.
Andy: That's right. And I think it's time I tell everybody that Herb and I have been lovers now for almost two years.

Les: This isn't political. I just like being in charge for a change.

Mrs Carlson to Andy: And I won't forget our deal.
Andy, as he walks out: You'd better not.

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