Momma Carlson: Be pleasant to the help and don't get dirty.
Little Arthur: Yes ma'am.
Momma to Mr Carlson: Same goes for you.
Johnny: I'm the morning man.
Little Arthur: Then shouldn't you be on the air?
Johnny: Well, I've got a long record playing, see I know about -
Little Arthur: What if the record player breaks down?
Johnny: Hmm?
Little Arthur: What if the record gets stuck?
Johnny: Oh see, that doesn't usually -
Little Arthur: It's a possibility, isn't it?
Johnny: Yes.
Little Arthur: It could happen,couldn't it?
Johnny: I suppose.
Little Arthur: You're not at your post, are you?
Johnny: My post?
Mr Carlson: What do you want, Johnny?
Johnny: I don't know - I forgot!
Little Arthur: And get a shave!
Johnny: How'd you like to die, shorty?
Little Arthur: And get a haircut, mister!
Mr Carlson: I see you've met Little Arthur
Bailey: Yeah, he's somewhat of a ... a...
Jennifer: A Nazi.
Johnny, explaining how radio works: I speak into this, and my voice is instantaneously transmitted out into the Cincinnati area, where it's heard by well over a hundred people.
Little Arthur: Is that right?
Andy: No, it's not right. There are several thousand people listening right now.
Little Arthur: Really?
Johnny: Really?
Andy: You interested in radio?
Little Arthur: Oh, kinda.
Johnny: It's probably because he knows that the first thing you do when you overthrow a government is seize control of the radio station.
Little Arthur: You're black!
Venus, in mock horror: I am??
Venus: Hey man, how come you didn't tell me I was black?
Little Arthur to Herb: She says you're addleminded.
Little Arthur to Les: She says that you're obtuse.
Les: Oooo!!
Herb and Les fighting over the dictionary:
Les: Obtuse!
Herb: Addleminded!!
Les: Don't tell me to calm down, I've just paid five dollars to find out I'm rounded at the free end!
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